1. When you're nervous,shake it off.
2. Whatever you say,be confident I guess.
3. When you're asked what you did in lab all year,looking at the Internal Examiner would be lack of foresight.Lie back to back if you don't want to lie back.
4. When they yell at you when they're hungry,make a mental note to apologise to your mom and best friend.
5. Don't lose your hair over it.You might just be saved by a hair's breadth.
6. If they ask you "Are you sure?" more than thrice there might be a teeny tiny chance that you're wrong.
7. You've been under a lot of pressure lately.Go pee first.
8. When the questions get harder, turn to the internal for soft spots.
9. Don't eat too much before the exam or you'll stuff it up.There is too much to digest anyways.
10. When you don't get a question,say "pass" but do add a "please" before it.
11. FAQT:Remember,anything that can be asked will be asked.
12. When none of your friends are understanding it,dis-cuss it.
13. Do not under any circumstances give the external your file.
- Hold it tight.Say you have a firm grasp over it.
- Sit on it.Say if you want it I'll have to sleep over it.
15. In the long drawn silences,ask yourself important questions like "Why I am here?".Pretend to contemplate these too.
16. Do not pray aloud that you shouldn't be asked a particular question.They're taking notes.
17. When you leave the examination hall,enjoy your five minutes of spotlight as you put everyone in a spot.No-one is going to care about you again.
18. You will always know the answer to everyone else's questions.Well,say that anyways.Who's checking ?
19. Trick question:If there are three people in the room and 2 of them are laughing ,who's the joke on?Observe the intricate detailing of the flooring.
20. Understand ,the word viva didn't originate from vivacious for a reason.
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