A friend said - "Meh.Chairs?What can one write on chairs?" The chairs might have taken a little offence that humans don't find them worth writing about.Here's what they are saying to us.(Written as a fun challenge in 45 mins )

For thrones there were such,that wars were fought,
Ruler's seats tainted,today so easily bought.

The bar stools got high,had a little too neat,
But why were they expected to stand on their own feet?

The techie's chair was spinning ,he wanted to go places,
and the college ones paid for,for filling blank spaces.

Patients tested for diabetes,the occasional heart attack,
And we chairs get the blame for being laid back.

The movie ones turned pricey,you gave them fancy covers,
And when the show's up in front,you made us 'handle' lovers.

The flighty and fancy,you put them into planes,
And gave our new generation 'berths' to the humble trains!

Commode's under a lot of pressure,he's taking shit in his stride,
And you mock him still,when he swallowed up his pride.

To ponder upon the universe , you made the rocking chair,
and put the creaky ones in horror movies to give yourself nightmares!

You looked down upon us,like we were mere tools,
Laid your butts upon us,even called us 'stools'.

Cut us some slack,you'll warm up to your seat,
Well you're gonna need us,till you can stand on your own two feet.