The 10 songs of 2013 you can't help singing but are ridiculously stupid.

1.Ram chahe leela chahe leela chahe ram,

in donoke picture mein is gaane ka kya kaam?

You sing it once,then twice..and then you aren't entirely sure who likes what anymore..

Ram likes that Leela likes that she likes Ram.

Ram likes Leela who likes that she likes Ram.

uff.

2.A song dedicated to butts?Tooh much ya.

"o ri chori chichori toh chede hume chingam chabake"

Enough said.Get your act together people,chingam's definitely not helping.

3.Remember singing songs in Antakshiri and not remembering the lyrics?

Tera mujhse hai pehleka naata koi,

na na nanna na nana nanna..

Jaane tu ya jaane na..?"Na aaya na"

They make songs like that nowadays..Sometimes I can't help but wonder if they write them on set and be like..

"Nahi sujh raha hai?kuch dham dham dhadang dhadang daldo,gaane ka naam bhi vahi rakho".

tattad tattad anyone?ThankGod for Ranveer,sawaar liya.

4. Aaaj blue hai pani pani pani pani pani pani,

aur din bhi sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny..

//A very large water body looks blue and its really sunny.

//Why say so much when you mean so little, honey?

5.baaton se hi pet bharunga

 missed call pe phone tu karna

//(because thats how you woo a girl.)

mar jaunga pyar na karna

//As if the first two lines weren't enough warning.

Mahiwal ka mama,

Farhad ka phoopha,

//Pankaj ka beta,

//Sarita ka ladla,

//Uske gaane sunte vakt sochne ka nahi?                      …tch tch.gandi baat.

6.saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re,

kabhi chod diya dil kabhi catch kiya re.

//because thats the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of "matching something"..not "patrika" or "shoes  "or "colours".but "saree fall."

//Can we have an applause for this brilliant thought?I wonder if they choreographed the song first and then added the lyrics.I cannot find any other logical explanation for this.

7.Yo Yo.

*sighs*

Yo Yo "partying all night",dancing  with a lady thrown over his shoulder.Lets take a minute and pray for our country 's future.Thankyou.

.Not cool man.Our principal/les are not a fan.

And just when you thought the song was about "Blue eyes".."Choti dress main bomb lagdi mainu".hypnotized much?

8.Seena dhaayen dhaayen… // (That sounds like a heart attack)

Ho seena dhaayen dhaayen...
Seena dhaayen dhaayen...
Ho seena dhaayen dhaayen...

tamanche pe disco.kill us already.

9.Kashmir mein tu kanyakumari.

so funny.much wow.

mein jarasa puncture toh,tu hava ke jaisi hai..(fix me scenes)

saath ho do paiyee takdeeronke tight ho(Put in takdeer for good measure)

bulb banjau mein aur tu switch banja  (You turn me on?)

bhaad mein jage duniya,apni batti light ho.(batti light ho is wrong on so many levels)

Kabhi kabhi chalti hai kabhi kabhi rukti hai,

kahani bedhangi.(see berangi)

The song says it all.

Don't underestimate the power of common sense.

10.Raghupati Raghav RajaRam (playing in a disco.just great.)

Raghupati Raghav RajaRam
Non-stop party
Aaj ki party
Celebrations tere naam
God Allah aur Bhagwan ne banaya ik insaan.Turning people into atheists since krrish3.