Philosophy of life as explained by "Temple Run"

So a mother of a small kid is worried about hers son's temple run addiction..and needs answers to some questions..and who better to ask then Mr Temple Run himself.?

The philosophy of life explained by TempleRun -

Mom: ekdacha mulga temple run cha naad sodel yachi vaat amhi pahatoy,

        amhi temple run cha ani Dev amcha anta pahatoy.

        Mulga makdanpasun kami ani ayushyapasun jasta paltoy,

       kadhi vijay nahi milnar asha khelashi abhyas varanvar hartoy!

TempleRun: Chatkan uttar detil mula "MILLION" madhe kiti shunya tar vichara,

                ulat lahanpanich ayushyache "funde" gharbaslya detoy me bichara!

                ayushat adthale yenarch mulanno,bagetle bagadne naste

                halli mitracha pudhe jayche aste,jhinkayche konala aste ?

Mom: svatahache sodun mulanni tumhi dilele "OBJECTIVES" ka purna karayche?

         sagle "CHARACTERS" sarkhech sale tar evdhe  paise ka mojayche?

        "GUY DANGEROUS" cha jeev khadyat ki mazha bhandyat padto,

       pan"RUN AGAIN" cha dishene haath gela ki mazha kapalavar adalto!

TempleRun: "Fast-paced competitive" ayushasathi me mulanna tayar karto,

                 bahuda mulga aplya aai-vadilanchech "OBJECTIVES" purna karat asto!

                 aani characters cha mhanta tar tyacha magchi seekh sangto,

                 kon kuthun alay tya peksha me tyancha pravas mahatvacha maanto!

Mom: itka door aslela toh makad achanak kuthun yeto?

       "IDOL" palvun nhenyacha uddyesh asel tar mag apan paise ka gheto?

      kashta ani shramala kontahi paryay nahi ashi shikvan mulanna deto,

     aani ithe toh mintamintala "COIN MAGNET"aani "BOOST" gheto!

TempleRun:aapli ek chuk bante aplya shatrucha aplyparyantacha setu,

              vatet paise disle ki visrayla hote aplya ayushacha hetu.

              mag kadhi changlya nasheebane konala ayushachya suruvateela "MEGABOOST" milto,

              pan "dheer"(aani garam mobile :P) dharla tar mulga tevdha laamb sahaz pochu shakto!

Mom: te khadde ti aag ayushatle adthale tumhi mhanta,

        mag tyancha varun tar jhep ghyavi,"khalcha" marg ka deta?

        ekdacha shevat karun taak kar amahala mukta,

        shevti ahe tari kay?,kelas saglyanna utsukta!

TempleRun : akashi jhep ghyayla havi,pan doke havet nasave

                 kahi sankatancha saamna karayla doke jhuklele asave!

                sheuti kay?ya prashnat saglyanchatla husharhi phasto,

               sheuti fakta janeev aste ki mukkamapeksha pravasch mhatavacha asto.

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